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Imagine this for a second, it might make you laugh or think it was a stupid idea.

There needs to be national debate of who would win the one on one battle between each family member of the Simpsons versus the Griffins of the Family Guy. Here is the tale of the tape and who each family member will be facing tonight.

Bart versus Stewie

Homer vs Peter

Lisa versus Meg

Maggie versus Chris

Marge versus Lois

For the sake of PETA and all harm towards animals we will make Brian the referee for all of the fights . Don’t worry he has hated Peter for years.

Here are the results you make your’s up?

Bart versus Stewie is the first match

Fight I

(the bell rings)

Stewie is running around the ring trying to use his stealth like speed, although Bart of course has snuck in his trusted swing shot and Stewie has become target practice. Bart gets dizzy from chasing Steuie and he becomes vulnerable to Steuie’s next move. Stewie becomes so confident thou that he sites a pretty young lady in the front row and starts asking her what she is doing after the fight. Meanwhile Bart grabs a hidden scateboard and smacks Stewie over the head and Stewie is out.

Brian awakens from his drunken stooper from his pre fight karaoke party and Stewie has lost the first fight as he is counted out. Stewie awakens and runs from the ring saying “You will all pay miserably!”

Fight II Homer versus Peter

Both at the ring of the bell decide to exit stage right and take a break in the lounge for a few cocktales. Both are getting a little too loose and we have to continue because Brian wants to go join them.

Fight III

Meg versus Lisa was the fight of the century. I had never seen so much blood and painful wresting combinations in all of my days. The fight was so long that a draw was decided. Lisa was clever and quick but Meg was just plain dirty and merciless towards her opponent. Brian was also hit in the mouth by a vicious late swing by Lisa as the the final bell rings.

Fight IV

Maggie versus Chris

Much like your typical Rocky IV set up, Maggie is against the world as Chris Griffin is the mad Russian. Although Chris’s sloth like moves and wild stench might be the difference in the fight. All of a sudden after the bell rings. Maggie pulls out the same gun she used to shoot Mr Burns out of her diaper and blast’s Chris in the arm. Everyone is shocked but because Maggie brought a gun in the ring she was immediately disqualified. Maggie left the ring in utter silence and sucking noise of her pacifier.

Fight V

It all comes down to Marge Simpson and Lois Griffin. As the bell rings. Brian “screams please stop this madness.” Lois and Marge are eye to eye at center ring. Brian suddenly starts feeling aroused by all of this as Lois and Marge start wresting. Four arm chiver, after suplexes, after close lines the fight comes to a climatic point.

“I am getting word another fight has broke out.”

It seem that another fight has borke out in the lounge with Homer and Peter lets take you there now.

Homer says hey “That waz my last peanut”

Peter responds “No it waz not”

Homer is decked and Peter falls over as he is too drunk to stand anymore.

Brian calls the match

SVFG I Fight over as this fight will have to continue another day and there was the first ever fight between the Simpsons and the Griffins. You try it now. Just imagine these two families in the ring and anything can happen.

Fight I

(ring)

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